| Q. | With respect to your alleged conduct illicit,
Have you ever asked a subordinate to kiss it? |
| A. | On advice of my counsel I've reached the decision
That I won't answer questions of such imprecision. |
| Q. | From a low-ranking female in your organization
Have you ever enjoyed penile osculation? |
| A. | I doubt that I have, but how can I be sure
When your phraseology is so obscure? |
| Q. | Okay, let's get this over real quick:
Have you ever had underlings * * * ?
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| David Martin | |
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