Bill in the Dock
by DCDave

I'm clearly not guilty of perjury,
Though indulgent in risque carousal,
For I had from the start no intent
To produce in my playmate arousal.

So my "no-sex" response was no lie,
Though some folks may think me a meanie,
And that is why I used a cigar
When she might have preferred a zucchini.

David Martin